My Neices

My Neices
Hailey.. Dixie.. Ellie

Mizz Toni Marie DeShane

Hello! I hope you enjoy reading.. I am a random person.. (title) LOL

What Sex and the City star is the real ditz?

Aww

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Hailey...

Pictures

Pictures
Teri and Chevelle (Ellie)

Friday, May 28, 2010

Ant Repellent

And They No Longer Go Marching On
3/4 ounce of olive oil
50 drops peppermint oil
1 ounce dropper bottle, dark glass to protect oil
Combine the ingredients in a dropper bottle, and roll in hands to mix well. Apply to window casings, door jams, and/or anywhere else you see the ants entering.

Anti-Flea, Spider, and Ant Carpet Freshner

1 cup borax
1 cup baking soda
10 drops peppermint essential oil
10 drops lavender essential oil

(If you do not want the mixture together because of the awkward smell.. use one or the other.)

Mix dry ingredients in a ceramic bowl (not plastic). To the dry mixture add essential oil and mix well. Sprinkle mixture on carpet, allow mixture to set overnight before vacuuming.

Liquid Toilet Bowl Cleaner

1 cup liquid castile soap
1/4 cup hot water
1/2 cup baking soda
1/2 cup borax
1/2 cup of lemon juice (retain the lemon skin for the soft scrub surface cleaner)

Mix dry ingredients in a bowl and set aside. Mix liquid soap and hot water together and add dry ingredients. Place in a squirt bottle. Use as you would a commercial toilet bowl cleaner.

{Add pine and lemon for a fresh scent and for germ busting benefits}

Anti-Mold & Mildew Bathroom Cleaner

(Great to remove mold & mildew from shower curtain)

1 Gallon of hot water
1/2 cup of Borax
1/2 cup of Vinegar
20 - 30 Drops peppermint essential oil (optional)

In a mop bucket, add borax, vinegar and the peppermin oil and mix thoroughly. Add 1 gallon of hot water. Use this mixture to remove mold and mildew. You may also us this mixture to soak a shower curtain overnight. The next morning, wash the washing mashine; be sure to include the mixture for additional cleaning benefits.

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

I care for my family

Ok, so my sister, the one i was talking about last night... well her boyfriend's cousin has the nerve to tell her that she needs to ask her doc about birth control, then suggests a few. Well for one, it isn't any of her business what the hell my sister should do, and for two she shouldn't be giving advice to someone who is old enough to make their own damn choices, yes my sister is young and has 2 children. Some of the time they have her boyfriends other daughter, and she asks for help, only because her boyfriend is at work when she goes to her appointments. So many parents ask for help.. my mom did.. my grandmother did.. and she had 5.. so she needs to learn to just keep her nose outta something that doesn't concern her, and life would be sweet!

Go Green - Cleaning...

You know how everyone is starting to "Go Green"? Well I have some non-toxic "green" cleaning and other things here and I would like to share them with you.
Grease Cutting Window Cleaner
2 cups extra warm water
1/4 cup vinegar
3 drops of liquid castile soap
10 - 20 drops of lemon essential oil
Mix all ingredients and add them to a spray bottle. Shake well.
Gentle Upholstery Cleaner
Equal parts of baking soda and cornstarch
Cool water to form a paste
Add 1 or more drops of lemon essential oil (optional)
Add 1 or more drops of graperuit essential oil (optional)
I will come back tomorrow and give you two more! That way your not overloaded with things to write down.. (granted yes i have like three recipes on here and these.. but hey todays a great day to clean and cook!)

Turkey Noodles

Ingredients:
Two Turkey Legs
1 cup of Chopped Celery
1 cup of Chopped Onions
1/2 tsp of salt and pepper
1/2 bag of baby carrots
4 cups of water
bag of noodles.. of your choice
In a pan boil the two turkey legs in the 4 cups of water, drain the water into another pan or dish for saving.. debone the legs, and throw the bones away. add all ingredients together with deboned turkey legs. in the saved water. cook till all vegetables are tender and the noodles are done.. it is YUMMMY!!!

Chicago Steakhouse Chicken strips!

Ingredients: Chicago Strips
tsp of oil
10 boneless chicken strips (raw and dethawed)
1 cup of Chicago Steakhouse KC Masterpiece

Marinate the 10 boneless chicken strips raw in Chicago Steakhouse KC Masterpiece, for 30 minutes.. in a frying pan. just a tsp of oil.. of your choice.. when the chickens done marinating.. make sure the temp is on med. low. to slowly cook the chicken.

Ingredients: Steamed Potatoes
5 potatoes
tsp of mrs. dash original blend
tsp of salt and pepper
tsp of lowry's seasoned salt.
foil
brownie pan


Cut up about 5 whole potatoes.. with the skins. coat them in mrs. dash original seasoning, lemon pepper, salt and pepper and lowrys seasoned salt..line the pan with the foil then add the potatoes and cover them .put them in the oven for about 35 min on 350 degrees. they will tenderize and be delicious..

More Riddles

How did Mark marry three women in Ohio, without divorcing any of them, legally separating, or any of them dying?
A man was sentenced, and the judge told him,
"You may make a statement and if its true I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If its false, I'll sentence you to six years to prison." After his statement the Judge decided to let the man go free. What did the man say?
What English word retains the same pronunciation, even after you take away four of its five letters?
Who can travel around the world while staying in the corner?
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Mark is the Priest
"You would sentence me to six years in prison if it was true" Instead of Contradicting what the Judge said he let him go.
Queue "Q"
A Postage Stamp

Riddles!!

I am a girls name
Sometimes you break me
Somtimes you chew
I'm Sour
I'm Salty
Yet also Bad For you
Most People Love me
They Truly Do
You write them
You give them
You get them
You hate them
You love them
You dread them
You need them
but you probably will
never want them
Wear me in any kind of weather
Shine the sun on me
and I am gone forever
Salt me and I disappear
Yuck! Just keep Me out of your beer
Women love me
and so do Men
especially at that time of Year
Some can hurt
others don't
Some can teach
Others won't
Some are stupid
Others smart
and some will take them
Right to heart
When grownups do this it may annoy
but its usually cute if by a little girl or boy
sometimes its triggered by the dumbest things
it can even be triggered when someone sings
don't get started
you may not stop
and the full blown version
can hurt your side a lot
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Candy
Exams
Ice

Jokes
Giggle

Grandma

Ladonna Kay Pate-Brown, My grandmother, best-friend, and my world. If anything were to ever happen to her I would die. When i was a baby.. and my mother couldn't take care of me.. (not really not take care of me) but i was cholic.. and well she would take me to my grandmother and there i would be quiet.. i am my grandmothers "child".. She took me in in the 10th grade and i lived with her until she moved on December 24th 2006.. I stayed the rest of the year to graduate.. that may.. Which i moved to Peculiar Missouri.. and i met millions of friends.. She is now living in Kentucky, Lancaster to be exact.. i wish i could see her everyday, because like i said she is my life.. if it hadn't been for my grandma i would have never been able to graduate.. learn to drive, OR be the person i am today.. So grandma.. when and if i have a baby.. my daughters name is going to be Jasmine Kay Fowler.. I love you lady!!! Love Tootsie

Sisters

This is for my sister. Ever since we were little we fought, but now, I am 21 and she is 19. Today was the first time in almost 6 years that we actually fought, and we made up the exact same day! I love my sister dearly, and I am glad to have her. She had two beautiful daughters, and I don't know what I would do without her. I have two friends that are sisters. They fight every other day. I wish they would look at what they had done and just forgive eachother. I had a lot to think about... considering we were having a "war" about whose house was the best. It was silly at first and then we got a little to competitive.. lets just say that I said some things that were way over the line, and she said.. "You're dead to me, and I never want you to ever see you neices again." I didn't really care at first but then i was so upset that I called her about three or four times, and then I posted on my facebook status "I love my sister more than she would ever know. Just wish I would have thought first" She then commented and said I'm sorry ... and i said i love you too i am sorry.. Just remember if you a sister, don't forget to forgive, you never know when you will see her again.. and if u will see her again..